OKLAHOMAMOSES
02-22-2006, 02:05 PM
Three Preachers who had become friends and met every sat morning for coffee had realized that they all three had the same problem at their churchs,(mice) They discussed that morning how they might rid themselves of their mouse problem, one thing led to another and they decided on a friendly wager to see who's solution would work best & then meet again in eight weeks to see who had won!
Eight weeks later they gathered to compare solutions, the first pastor said he had used poison & the mice had all died but unfortunatly they had expired in between the walls and now the horribe smell was worsre than the original problem!
The second Pastor said they had bought two cats & they had the mice cleared out in no time at all, the down side is that we purchased one male and one female & know the cat problem is worse than the mouse problem ever was!
They both turned their attention to their brother who had been listening quietly with a smile on his face, so how did you make out they asked?
The mice are all gone and not one problem as an after effect, no way they both said in unison, how did you do it?
Actually it was quite easy, i just rounded up all the mice & baptised them & then had them sign the membership rolls & i havn't seen them since!!:spin:
Eight weeks later they gathered to compare solutions, the first pastor said he had used poison & the mice had all died but unfortunatly they had expired in between the walls and now the horribe smell was worsre than the original problem!
The second Pastor said they had bought two cats & they had the mice cleared out in no time at all, the down side is that we purchased one male and one female & know the cat problem is worse than the mouse problem ever was!
They both turned their attention to their brother who had been listening quietly with a smile on his face, so how did you make out they asked?
The mice are all gone and not one problem as an after effect, no way they both said in unison, how did you do it?
Actually it was quite easy, i just rounded up all the mice & baptised them & then had them sign the membership rolls & i havn't seen them since!!:spin: